The AI revolution is coming. Are you prepared?

In a world increasingly dominated by artificial intelligence, automated customer service bots, and algorithmic decision-making, one question remains unanswered:

What if you could just... ask Dillon?

AskDillon is the world's first and only platform dedicated to facilitating direct communication between you and Dillon. No AI. No chatbots. No ticket numbers. Just Dillon.

Whether you need life advice, have a complaint about the weather, or want to discuss the finer points of sandwich construction, Dillon is here. Probably. Response times may vary.

Access is by invitation only. If Dillon sends you a chat link, you're in. If he hasn't... the universe works in mysterious ways.